I'm Not a Girl Not Yet a Wo-Man

What do you do if you've pretty much done it all?

• Child superstar (x)
• Massive amount of plastic surgery to resemble Diana Ross (x)
• Having your own pet zoo (x)
• Purchased a couple of kids just for fun (x)
• Been the worlds biggest recording artist (x)
• Stolen The Beatles music from Paul McCartney (x)

I mean it must get pretty lonely if your zoo closes down, your pretend wife actually sues you and your kids are not what you signed up for. (White and not into music.)
Then your sister, who actually has her face intact (sort of) celebrates her 20 years of reign as Miz Superstar with recording her best single in years 'So Excited' with fantastic dirty mouth Khia.
You sit there all alone with your face literally in your hands sipping on some Jesus Juice from a can in your pyjamas and you know that things didn't exactly turn out the way they were supposed to.
Then you have the brightest idea ever.
You turn yourself into a woman! This surely must be the best thing since sliced bread. Not only can you have even more surgery than before, your face will actually look good with a button nose and massive lips. Because your new gazongas for tits will balance it all out. And instead of pretend that you have your own hair intact you can start wearing loads of wigs that look like wigs. And that squeaky high pitched voice will finally make some sense. YES!

Check Miz Jackson's younger sister and dirty Khia.

Update on Friday, October 13, 2006 at 4:08PM by GANGSTER

Confession: Ok, I kinda knew already that it wasn't Jacko when I wrote the entry. I just though it was so funny/cool if he would become a Shanghai Surprise. He could be Amanda Lepore's sister and sing in a Cabaret.

xxx

Comments

[Dexo]

Look.
This guy is clearly beyond gender definition.
JM is just - - - bizzare.
Whoever bless him.

[Gangster]

I would love Mikey to become a tranny.
Great stuff. We love Shanghai Surprises.