Don't hassle the buttface
Monday, October 9, 2006 at 5:19PM 
We all have moments of mental collapse.
*Wearing trainers with suits
*Permed hair
*Ugly one night stands that even seemed ugly whilst you were drunk
*Bad relationships
Yesterday when I got home from a trip to the US I updated my iTunes and found something that was deeply shocking.
On the number 3 slot of the iTunes Top 10 was 'Jump in My Car' by David Hasslefuck. Whatiswrongwithpeople!!!???
I can't make up my mind if it's the people who have downloaded the shiteous track or if it's David himself who deserves to be severely punished.
I order for me to have some kind of hands on info so I could write this entry I previewed the track but even that was too much.
I broke out in a rash after 5 seconds and after 10 my friend had to give me CPR and switch the computer off. Sweet Jesus Christ.
Dave is basically that very embarrassing relative that shows up at Christmas parties and gets really drunk and tries to pull your cousins new girlfriend and ends up eating his dinner in the bedroom and then leaves with all the presents and no-one cares.
The Hoffer was spotted in the bmi lounge last week, clearly
very animated and excited about his flight.
He chatted loudly and enthusiastically to
everyone, then seemed to get suddenly very
tired. He fell into a deep, deep sleep until
he was woken by his mobile phone. When the
caller asked where he was, he bellowed:
'I think I'm in Dublin'.
- He was still in Heathrow.
See the hideous vid .
Reader Comments (5)
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i think you'll be pleasantly surprised!
people have been brain washed!!
Poor little puppies!