You Spin Me Round (The Slap Remix)
Sunday, November 19, 2006 at 6:51PM 
One of my favourite people to look at is Pete Burns.
Just a random Saturday at Ghetto when he slaps his boyfriend or takes part in Celebrity Big Brother and re-re-re-re-re releases You Spin Me Round (Like A Record). There is just something about him. Like a tranny on crack with a taste of staying up late to do some smack in the bathroom of a friend and then hitting the ATM machine with someone's credit card. Not to say that his number one song isn't great, cause it is. It's just that it was the only one and almost 25 years ago. It's great though that he looks like a handbag that's been left out in the rain kind of punk style and his songs are the prototype to what became Kylie and Rick Astley a couple of years later. You Spin Me Round was a top 5 hit here again this year and Pete slapped his boyfriend silly in Ghetto once more and things are the way they should be. Just imagine when we are really old and Pete has had a new face lift and dances in the geriatric ward somewhere and then maybe, just maybe his boyfriend can slap him.
I rarely watch TV as its mind numbing stuff but this clip below of Pete giving Jodie 'porn pigeon' Marsh some serious shit was one of the highlights of British TV this year. They way he just sinks his fangs into her and refuses to let go is pure class and entertainment.
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Guess Pete's jealous cause Joadie was smart enough to put "the stuff" in her tits and not in her lips; at least not all of it...