FUCK FOREVER

I'm not a morning person. And I drink too much Diet Coke.
And I have a bad temper. And I'm always 5 minutes late all the time.
But this picture made me happy.
At least I'm not this bad at getting my act together.

Pete Doherty was on the shortlist to
guest-edit The Today Programme. But why did
they decide on Yoko Ono and not Doherty?
After a lengthy argument about whether he
was significant enough a cultural figure,
producers only decided it was a bad idea
when no one in the entire Today office was
able to sing a single line of one of
Doherty's songs.