Publicist's statement of the week:

Paris Hilton's PR Elliot Mintz, when asked
about the white substance spotted in Paris'
nostrils at a New York restaurant.
"I can tell you Paris does not use narcotics.
I would imagine it's something like whipped
cream or a sugary substance from dessert,
something that naturally might have found
its way onto her face if she touched her nose
or whatever. "I'd label it a stray dessert."

Contest!
What is Paris saying? Come up with the best line and win a Gangster mix tape!

Comments

[Noel]

i bet ya she's thinking:

"money can't buy good taste but it did buy enough chihuahua hair to make these beautiful ears!"

that's my best shot at this hour.

[Gangster]

I think she's saying:
"I look like velvet but smell like pee."