Superman's "bulge"

One of the worst publicity stunts of the decade was that of Brandon Routh having a huge cock so in order to not scare people they had to digitally make it smaller for the Superman film.

I quote from Wikipedia: In "Superman Returns," the size of Routh's "package" (or "bulge") was digitally reduced, on the grounds that it was "distracting."

I love that they then decided to add 'behind the scenes' footage on the DVD that clearly shows that Brandon has a small dick. Didn't think of that eeh?
Priceless!

Comments

[Noel]

Genious!

But mind you, he can't help God didn't spend that extra second on him...

[Gangster]

God? You mean she cares about these things?

[Greg Hayne]

It's Not Small *LOL* It's The Superman Suit.. They Made It Work Like That So They Did Not Have To Digitally Make It Smaller As Much.. And Why do You Care, It's Not Like Your Going To Get Your Hands On It.. *LOL*

From Greg
www.greghayne.ca

[GANGSTER]

Oh Brandon, or "Greg" as you call yourself here. It's ok to have a small dick! I love you anyway, you know that. It's just that I need some time to myself at the moment.

Love ya!!

Gangster xxx

[Greg]

What.. Wait... Ok This Is Looking Really Bad I'm Sure Of That.. And Yes Your Right! It's Ok If It's Big Or Small.. But I'm Not Brandon.. But If You Think I Am I'm Game For That =} *LOL*
My Name Is Greg Hayne And If You Want To See More About Me Please Feel Free To Go To My Site At www.greghayne.ca ......... Anyway Why Are You Puting Down "Brandon Routh"? How Would You Feel If Some One Talked Bad About You?

[Gangster]

Hi Greg,
I'm not putting Brandon down at all.
Just the PR people behind one of the worst publicity stunts ever. Ok, do it, but don't forget the 'behind the scenes' on the DVD release.

xxx

[Greg Hayne]

So What Are You Saying? Do You Think There Trying To Make Him Look Bigger Then He Really Is?

[Gangster]

What I'm saying is that the PR people said: In "Superman Returns," the size of Routh's "package" (or "bulge") was digitally reduced, on the grounds that it was "distracting.
But look at the 'behind the scenes' picture. Is that so big? NO.

Are you sure you're not Brandon?
:)

[Greg Hayne]

*LOL* Yes I'm Sure I'm Not Brandon.. What Makes You Think I Am? Ok Yes Thats What I'm Talking About To.. It's Not To Big.. It's Nice It Keeps You Guessing =} *LOL* I Have A Blog On My Site And I Talked About Catwoman's Breasts.. I'm Sure They Did Not Try To Make Thme Smaller... If Anything They Showed Them Off... Catwoman Is Sexty.. So Then Superman Is Hot Then Way Would.. And You Call Them The PR Reople, Way Would They Try To Keep Supermans Bulge Small..

[Greg Hayne]

Why Would.... Sorry Not Way Would! *LOL* Type "O"..

Anyway I Dont Think The Bulge Would Be Distracting! I Was Not Sure What It Would Be Like When I Seen The Movie.. But One Day I Was Looking For Pic's Of Superman And Thats When I Found This Big Thing About His Bulge....

[GANGSTER]

That's the whole point though! That the PR people made it up that Brandon has a huge dick so they had to reduce it. As we can see he has quite a small one to start off with!

xxx

[angel]

hey i think superman is already kinda big haha.
hes sexy no matter what.
I STILL LOVE YOU BRANDON...-er..SUPERMAN!!!

[angel]

hey greg hayne person...are you really brandon routh???....cuz if you are.....we should talk lol. brandon is so perfect omg. it still destracts me *wink*. tho they shouldnt have made it smaller.. =(..i wanna see ALL of him

-i need to shut up..im such a freak =P

[Suspiria]

Doesn't look small to me, it looks squished in.

[davejones]

It looks pretty big and thick to me. Just squished by the thing he's wearing. I'm a pretty good judge of "dimensions".