A Jumping Scrotum (With Lips)

I guess getting old means that you basically head to a crossroad and get two choices.
Try to save what can be saved or just don't care.
Become the jumping scrotum that is Mick Jagger and don't give a shit about how you look. Mind you, the jumping scrotum still seems able to pull the ladies, but I figure that has more to do with his bank account than his skills with his dick. Then we have Burt Reynolds. Who basically has gone from sex appeal to chemical peel with additional face lift, botox, wigs and false moustaches.
Maybe a a mixed version of the two of them could work? A jumping scrotum in his sixties but have somewhat smooth skin. Hmm...
Whadaya think?