Lights, Models, Guest List!

If you are a skinny (or at least trying to be) lady and just happen to be a mulitplatinum-award-winning-sexy-motherfucker it's oh so important to chose the right image. If you've been known to upset the Vatican as others have coffee and nowadays is married and a mum of two that's pretty much done it all - why not dress up as a glam drag Jesus? Or if you're a sexy electro fairy with a pop past that's doing a comeback extraordinaire why not do the classic flapper style? Or why not try the hot sexy "ravaged mermaid"? I hear it's making a comeback.

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[Jon]

Okay I surrender. I am addicted to your columns. Being stuck within a communist regime I have no choice but to surrender to your witty texts and breathtaking pictures. Give me a call someday, won't u? You don't know my chinese number but when I'm sober I will pass it on.

Cheerio