What the fuck? La cuisine terrible!

Living and especially eating in the United Kingdom really puts you to the test.
Every sandwich is jam packed with mayo and cheese! Most of my fellow foreigners complain about how much weight they put on living here.
And no wonder since beer and sausages is a snack here and cheese is what pepper is in my native Sweden - Something to spice your food with.

I go to the gym here several times a week to be able to look just the same as I did in Sweden when I used to get my workout dancing in a club and sleeping on the sofa after work. I usually eat continental cuisine such as salads, croissants and yogurt. But the stuff here is just gross. Can I tempt you with
'Toad in a hole'? Basically a pie with sausages, peas, gravy and mashed potatoes.
Or why not Scotch egg? A Scotch egg is a snack food of Scottish origin consisting of a cold, hard-boiled egg removed from its shell, wrapped in a sausage meat mixture, coated in breadcrumbs, and deep-fried. It is eaten cold, typically with salad and pickles.
Need I say more?
If I have to you should stop reading this blog and never speak to me again.

Over and out.