THE CONSTIPATION OF MIMI

I just had to post this picture as I think it's so funny.
I know Mariah usually takes a lot of stick for being slightly weird and with all right she should. Now whilst I have no idea what the private person Mariah is like (and I don't care) I know that the artist usually gives me a massive headache just by looking at her. Everything is soooo big and massive and painful to look at. (My eyes, my eyes!!!)
Not to mention the mind numbing lyrics:

(Ah) My girl
Got a new boyfriend
Yeah
Yeah (Oh)
K-I-S-S-I-N-G

(Ah) Uh huh uh huh baby
(Ah) Uh huh uh huh baby
(Ah) Uh huh uh huh baby
(Whooooooooooooooo)
I wanna
I wanna
I wanna
I wanna
I need a
I need a
I need a
I need a
A lover
A lover
A lover
A lover
A lover
A lover
A lover
A loverboy for me

NEED I SAY MORE?

Mariah is on a roll here!">

Update on Tuesday, September 12, 2006 at 11:08AM by GANGSTER

Pic 1. Notice the resemblance?
Pic 2. HAHAHA!

Comments

[Dexo]

But isn't she more and more looking like - - - Tina Turner?! Or a circus horse. Or a mix of both. Sort of.

[TDR]

at first i laughed my ass off but then it was just sad...

[Joakim]

Hahaha! I believe you just insulted ms Piggy. One other thing, Mooriah Scarey's breasts are obviously no less fake than Jacko's nose so she should definately ask for a refund on that particular piece of handywork. They look like two oversized american cupcakes glued to either side of her chest. Horrific.