Le pigeon domestique

One of the scariest things in the world is flying rats.
Or flying ashtrays as they are called in Quebec.
I of course mean pigeons. But I'm sure you realise that judging by the picture. Living in London I face the daily task of avoiding them. But it's no use as they are literally everywhere. From the nicest area to the crack area I wrote about the other day. Last time I was in New York I was on a roof top terrace on the 60th floor and the first thing I saw when I sat down with my breakfast and morning paper was a pigeon standing on the ledge looking for food.

The scariest thing ever is seeing a pigeon with one leg standing in a puddle eating some chicken. It actually makes me sick to my stomach!

And worse is that I'm sure that pigeons are quite cleaver. Like they are waiting for people to come to close to them and instead of flying away from you they actually fly towards you. Like they know that they are gonna scare the living shit out of you.

You feelin'?

Comments

[Imperato]

Amazing picture, you can really see the evil glow in the birds’ eyes. But come, what is there to be afraid of? It's a bird. Kittens on the other way scare the living hell out of me. They look so innocent and cute and then suddenly out of nowhere they attack and scratch you to death! It’s true. I’ve seen it happen.

[Gangster]

YES, it's sort of a bird!! That's what's so scary. That they can fly and pretend to be a regular bird. But they are rats!

[Imperato]

Still, imagine kittens with wings. Horrifying.
I get the idea though, pigeons are aweful!

[Noel]

birds have avian flu and kittens have rabies!!! how bout a plastic bubble to shield the evil of beasts such as kittens and flying ashtrays?