My name ain't baby, It's LaToya, Ms Jackson if you're nasty

Growing up is never easy and sometimes things happen that just seem cruel and wrong.
I'm thinking of one of my old nannies and her scary cooking for instance.
Being a Jackson it was probably a bit harder than Gangster not liking his nanny.
They were celebrities before they even had a chance to learn how to say No.
And look where it got 'em! Now one is loopier than the other! You feelin'?
It seems they have had some kind of contest who could get the smallest nose without actually chopping it off and Janet is sometimes faaaat and sometimes with painted on abs and other times skinny as fuck.
Not to even mention Michael and his antics with 'Jesus juice' and all that crap. Oh my fucking God!

Left in the shade has always been LaToya. Not pretty enough, not a good singer, just boring.
Whilst the others made great music she just was crap. But now when the others are just leftovers from a boring party you wish you never atteneded it seems that LaToya has struck gold with a new reality TV series. 'Armed & Famous' sees cunts like Jack Osbourne and concrete flower LaToya and sum midget becoming police officers. Watch the clip and let me know if you were as transfixed by LaToya's nose as I was. Could she look more like a pixie with a serious cocaine addiction?

(LaToya, all is forgiven if you keep this up and sign up to beat the shit out of Jack soon!)

xxx

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[Imperato]

They have a dwarf, of course they have a dwarf. Everyone has a dwarf nowadays. And a Jackson. It's almost as good as Mini Me and Jaws going around Sweden in electric weelchairs. What is the world coming to?