Moutarde de Celine Dion

Celine 'skanky hoe' Dion was named as one of the richest women in the world this week.
Not so surprising since hoe does anything for cash! I mean come on! She pretty much plugs anything that can generate revenue and get her skinny ass some attention. Plugging cars, perfumes, do duets with that kiddy fiddler and not to mention that Titanic anthem that pretty much set a whole new standard for vile migraine causing ballads. Below are some proof to have my back covered. Lemme know what ya thinks.

Perfume

As Michael Jackson

Chrysler

Perfume 2

Comments

[Magica]

When it comes to Celine Dion I have hmmm, 4 things on my mind:

1. She looks like shit (paperbag anyone?)
2. She sounds like shit (she scares the shit out of me when she starts sing...shouting)
3. Her perfumes smells like shit and should only be used in prisons as aircleaners.(I think it's more effective than electric chairs)
4. SHE IS SHIT!

[Gangster]

I love you Magica!