Love God's Way

Today I'm sure I will be burning in hell and all of that and horns and a tail will start to grow as I'm about to take the piss out of 'Love Gods Way'. I quote from their website:

"Are you struggling with undesired same-sex attractions? Maybe you have been a Homosexual for a long time, but now are searching for a way out. You have come to the right place! Love God's Way is offering hope and help to people seeking freedom from being Gay./../ The bottom line - you shouldn't be gay!"

I love how they have called it 'the bottom line' that's priceless and feels quite
G-A-Y. Haha.

Anyway as we all know (and they point out) music is the root to all evil (gayness).
Therefore they have listed 'gay bands' and 'safe bands' just to make sure we don't make a gay choice on iTunes. Lord knows how Jay-Z or Corinne Bailey Rae songs makes me all horny for some cock.

Here's a sample:

Gay Bands

The Spores (endorse suicide)
Scissor Sisters
Rufus Wainwright
Ghostface Killah
Marilyn Manson (dark gay)
The Rolling Stones
David Bowie
Frankie Goes to Hollywood
Man or Astroman
Richard Cheese
Jay-Z
Corinne Bailey Rae
Audioslave
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Panic at the Disco
Elton John(really gay)

Safe Bands

Cyndi Lauper
Falling Up
Flyleaf
THE TURNING
Disciple
P.O.D
Evanescence

Of course the only great music to be found is in the gay list!
No offence to Cyndi though.

Read the whole list here:

Love God's Way

Comments

[Freddan]

I just love the fact that they start of with "The Spores (endorse suicide)", follwed by "Morrissey(?questionable?)" in the middle somewhere and then tops it off with "Elton John (really gay)" in the end to give it some extra punch. From bad to worse, the christian way.

I wonder if I should tip them of about my boyfriends band? Might make for a good word-of-mouth channel...

[TDR]

i think it's kinda funny but also sad, because we all know that the peeps behind this are gay people in the closet with an extreme self hate.

since when did cindy became "safe"?

[Noel]

That is one strange list. probably the closeted gay christians have put all the bands they fancy on the unsafe list?

[Cashius]

Haha! I bet Jay-Z would be pretty pissed if he knew that these christian fuckups proclaims his music is gay!

Scissor Sisters is no surprise but what the fuck are Red Hot, the Stones and Audioslave doing on that list?

If I met a guy who dropped Cyndi Lauper as sample of his taste in music I'd ask him if thats who he does in drag.