My music is where I'd like you to touch

I'm a music nerd. Well not so much nerd since I'm da bomb!
But you get the picture! For work I subscribe to loads of news and this just came to my inbox.

NEW YORK, Jan. 4 -- Beyonce rang in the New Year holding onto No. 1 on the Billboard Hot 100 chart for a fifth week with her single, "Irreplaceable."
Fergie's "Fergalicious" moved up to No. 2 on the Hot 100 Thursday and Akon's "Smack That" featuring Eminem climbed to No. 3.
Akon also held the No. 4 spot with "I Wanna Love You" featuring Snoop Dogg, while the Fray's "How To Save a Life" climbed to No. 5 and Justin Timberlake's "My Love" featuring T.I. fell to No. 6, Billboard.com reported.
Jim Jones moved up a slot to No. 7 with "We Fly High", while the All-American Rejects' "It Ends Tonight" made its Top 10 debut at No. 8.
Hinder's "Lips of an Angel" was the Hot 100's No. 9 while Nelly Furtado's "Say It Right" rounded out the top tier at No. 10.

Beyonce is a twat in a wig nowadays. Is she really 32? Do any of you know?
I think she might be older than the 25 she says she is.

Don't even get me started on Fergie Ferg.
She had to invent 'Fergalicious' since 'delicious'is not what she is, haha.
All of her songs give me an immense sensation of pain in my body.
Akon. :(
My Love with Justin Trousersnake is actually quite good! I danced to it when I was stinking drunk on New Years and one of my coolest friends DJ Stinexx who usually hates stuff like this is in love with the remix. Word.

Comments

[Noel]

i hear beyoncé's implants are full of big lumps... maybe her baby sister is actually her daughter?