My Neck, My Back, Lick My ***** and my *****

Unlike Derek here below I don't care that much what people think about me. And like some uptight people I've met lately I don't have an issue with talking about certain stuff. (Oh yes, you know who you are.)

One hot topic amongst my friends is if we were women what kind we would be.
Would we be a Victoria Beckham? Pretending to be a clothes rack with plastic tits? Would we be a Jessica Simpsons with tits instead of a brain? I guess if you are her you don't need a brain since you have employed people to think for you.

I realised early on that I would deffo be the baby sister to Khia and Bunifa.
These two lovely laaydeez really know how to make people feel sexy and special.
And I would deffo be one of them.
I would strutt down the street in my weave and have kids with several men and marry a rich old guy and be settled for life. If I needed quick cash I would just sleep with a celebrity and simply sell the story. Bootylicious! What kind of female would you be if you could choose?