Verka Serduchka we love thee!

After seriously considering heading out to score some smack after watching the first 17 entries of this years Eurovision something happened. A teletubbie drag queen appeared and made everything so much better. Of course we should be danzing. Yeah.
And then I knew that straight after the Ukrainian lady boy we had to suffer through the UK's fucking fuck faces so me and my friends got the whiskey out and started pouring.